Some tomatoes are sweet, some are tart, some are juicy, some are saucy. Some are plump, some are narrow, some are well rounded. Some are hybrids, some are heirlooms. Some love the tango. But only one tomato is legendary.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Combovers
I can't believe the guys with combovers think that they could possibly look good or worse yet, natural. I have never heard or read a single word in their favor and there is a good reason for that. And it's not just Senators and Donald Trump who have them. It's not unusual to see your average Joe walking down the street when a wind blows up and suddenly he has six feet of hair on one side and just an inch or two on the other. Don't these people understand that the rest of us know that hair does not part just above the ear? Some of these guys look so freaky, they look like they've combed up the hair from their armpits (or elsewhere). Surely there must be a better way of hiding from the public the fact that you are follicularly challenged. I suppose Rogaine and minoxidil would work fine, if you can stand the expense and the maintenance. I am glad that hair transplant procedures have progressed. Remember what the heads looked like when it was early days for the procedure? Those spaced-apart plugs made your head look like the head of a kewpie doll. Not a good look. There are all these hair replacement and hair restorations out there. Maybe it would just be best to shave your head (you will look and feel so much better), and call it a day.
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